Jif, or Meijers Brand?

Well, I am sitting here making a penut butter and jelly sandwich, and I'm stuck.

I can't decide weither to choose Jif Brand Penut Butter, or Meijers Brand Penut Butter.

As you can see, Meijers Brand Penut butter has a penut butter taste,

but

Jif brand penut butter has a penut butter taste AND, Jif rymes with Tif

So I am stuck, what should I use?

pick jif
because
jif also rhymes with gif

Matchstick wrote:

pick jif
because
jif also rhymes with gif

oh yeah, thanks buddy!

I'd say Jif, because I don't know Meijers.

And frankly, i don't trust them. Meijers....

Pfft....

Well, you both like food alot. But if u take my advice take jif. I've had meijers before and it isnt as good as jif. + jif rhymes with gif.

you know dom
people say
smart minds think alike
but you see
the thing is
your not smart
so whoever said that shit
musta been high

the thing is match
im smarta then u
so why dont u shut up
and we all take a poo


Holy crap i think that rhymed

it woulda been cooler if you threw "jew" in at the end of that
but
it was pretty tight
you could go big with that rhyme

LMFAO!!!!!! Oh my god. That just shows why rap is so crappy. All you have to do is figure out how the art of RHYMING works, and then you have idiots like Matchstick saying that you can go big with that! HAHA.

Its not that hard to rhyme
In fact its quite easy
I do it all the time
It really sounds cheesy


That took me literately 10 seconds. Can someone say "Platinum"?

atleast you can understand the stuff they say in rap
no like that gay shit you listen to
they are like
ahhhhhhh blahhhhhh gaaaaa naaaaaahh
i can make trillions off of something like that
so watch who you talk shit to hitman

Muahahaha! No one can say anything about my music! Or my peanut butter! >=D

Yeah? Well at least we have musical instruments! Not just the SAME EXACT ANNOYING BEAT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again.

Like seriously, it takes actual talent to play metal! They don't even have people play any instruments in rap (aside from the occasional one, here and there in every some-odd song). If they had musical instruments, I would call it "music", but since they don't, its not even music. Its just poetry set to a beat. And most of it is about "fucking bitches" and "how my penis is so big" and "shaking asses" and, oh yes, "getting high" (you know, what really matters in life). Don't even try to tell me that metal is only about "blackness and death and cutting wrists" because thats not metal. Thats emo. The true heavy metal that I listen to doesn't have anything that its always about. Yes, I can't understand SOME of it without looking at the lyrics, but a lot of the crap that rappers say you can't understand either (because they talk really fast sometimes).

Plus, metal has like 100000000 sub-genres. Even a lot of the sub-genres have sub-genres. A lot of them intertwine, combining two different aspects of the sub-genres into a brand new, totally different genre. Rap is just pretty much rap since theres NO DIFFERENCE in ANY of the songs. Theres basically about 10 songs in rap with billions of different songs that vary slightly from those 10 base songs. Its sad that so many people listen to rap (and call it music). It kinda shows that there is no musical appreciation at all anymore. I mean, sure, its okay to listen to rap every once and awhile. But not as music. Its strictly poetry. I can respect the serious rappers that actually like "sing" (or whatever you want to call it... "rap" i guess) about like... life issues... or something. But honestly, all of them are just horny when they write what they do. Or high.

wow hitman, that was really long. I didnt read it all. Hows this rhyme

hitman likes balls
he really is gay
he hides in the walls
sucking dick all day


lol. I listen to all kinds of music. Most rap has drums in the music.... an instrument that you said they dont play. Maybe you dont understand rap because you didnt grow up in the skreet, or the ghetto. I bet you are from some type of suburbia

haa!!!! the funniest part about mushys post is that its all true, ha!

well hitman
you see
when you grow up on the streets of detroit like i am
rap is the only kinda sound(rap isnt music it has its own category)that is around in detroit
you come here and talk shit like that
you might as well kiss yours ass goodbye
but
i bet if i came to your hometown and was talkin shit about your gay ass metal n shit
i bet nothing at all would happen to me becasue im making such a good point that no one would care what i have to say because they all know its true
and
rap isnt all about killing and bitches and what not
but i give you this
it is about smoking weed because the people who rap grow up on the streets and they all talk about how shitty their lives are and how they grow up around guns and weed and shit
and metal
there is no point to it
juss a bunch of noise
listen to tupac if you can
that is real rap

Matchstick wrote:

listen to tupac if you can
that is real rap

Listen to "Today Was a Good Day" by Ice Cube also

i agree
ice cube has some good songs
but then hes got some songs that are all about killin n shit
but tupac
most of his songs are about his mom and how we should respect women and what not
listen to
"dear mama" by tupac and "keep ya head up" by tupac

Honestly, i have listened to Tupac (some of my friends are into rap). Not so much Ice Cube, but i have listened to a bunch of other rappers too. I know if you talk shit about someone's music to the wrong person, you can get the shit kicked out of you. Some of my friends who listen to metal would probably kick the shit out of whoever tried to bad-mouth metal. You think I'M getting riled up about this, you should talk to some of my friends....

Yeah, there are some drums in Rap, i don't think i explicitly said that theres no drums in rap, because I guess there are in some, but I know a lot of the beats are computer generated, and most of it not more complex than a simple $300 keyboard can handle. Although you say that Tupac talks about the important shit, he also talks about weed too. Don't get me wrong, weed can be fun, at times, but it really ruins your life.... I dunno...

I just like how it seems like all you can say about metal is that its "juss" noise (which it most certainly is NOT) and I can write pages upon pages about this crap. You think this is long... I could definitely write like 8 more posts this size, while Matchstick's posts might be as many lines as me, about 60% of those lines are only 1 or 2 words...

Maybe its not that I'm listening to the "wrong rap" its just that you're listening to the "wrong metal". I think you have in your mind that im listening to "Screamo". Screamo is a lot lighter and generally has a higher pitched singer. Try listening to August Burns Red or Born of Osiris (they're two very different bands, with completely different sounds, although both have figured out how to play good DRUMS, GUITAR, BASS, and in Born of Osris's case, KEYBOARDS). All are perfectly good instruments that Rap is lacking in. I'm just saying.... if you don't appreciate that metal has superior EVERYTHING to rap, just appreciate that it actually takes talent to play...

how about
you put that into smallers terms
im not even gonna look at it

Okayy Off topic and a little hostile sounding to me XD Start talking about Peanut butter, or make a new topic =P

ummm peanut butter.....yum yum?

LOL! Matchstick can't read more than 2 sentences at a time =P

Anyway, yeah, yeah, back to peanutbutter.... its... good...

but
jif is better
because
its actually good

Like i said before... I've never had Meijers, but I know Jif is good...

What type of peanut butter does everyone like? The kind where they leave some chunks of peanuts still in there, or the kind where its all smooth?

I generally don't eat peanut butter that much, although I'd eat either. I usually eat the normal (smooth) kind.

i lean more towards the peanut chucks in them
i mean
whats peanut butter without the peanuts in it