Soo.. One day

fortunetly, he drowed right away, but....

(God damnit... everyone is teaming up on me!)

He turned into a zombie and ate EVERYONE. Hitman is the only thing alive now.

When I realized that zombies aren't alive, not that it matters because I made...

A pill that turns zombies back into humans, so that Hitman is now a normal human. The last one alive, still too. When suddenly....

he killed himself because there was no one left in the world and he was as lonley as a mother fucker, so he joined us all in hell and.....

We all had a party!

so we partied the night out and danced till the break of dawn, flash got incredibly drunk and.....

(sorry flash but you make fun of everyone and no one makes fun of you )

Threw up all over the place!

When an undead demon cop arrests flash (after he broke an ankle) for being drunk and disorderly and tells him...

That the only way to get out of the arrest is to...

Blame it all on hitman becuse hitman

Is too awesome, and the cop is jealous of his awesomeness.

And the cop pulls out his m16 and blows hitmans head off.

and his head hits flash in the face and knocks him out and wolf takes a big shit on his head.....

And then Flash shoves a huge stick up his ass.

and hitman laughed as flash shoves a stick up his ass then...

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Flash accidentally fell off a cliff while screaming....

but, as he was falling, i grabbed him and pulled him to safty, as hitman....

Kicked both Matchstick and Flash off, leaving nobody to save them.

but, wolf and dom were both at the bottom waiting for me and flash to fall and they cought us in a net and.....

Beat the crap out of Matchstick and Flash.

Then they realized they all hated hitman and beat him up. He cried like a baby and....

ended up dying the next day.....
The End



for hitman

Wait so now i can't reply here? BS!

Wolf then learned necromancy and resurrected Hitman, however the pizza man was at the door during a crucial phase of the resurrection aaaannndd...